WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR
EARTHQUAKES ARE THE WEIRDEST THINGS LIKE WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE AND OUR PLANET JUST DECIDES TO SPONTANEOUSLY DO THE CHIMICHANGA
why do the french only eat one egg a day?
because one egg is un oeuf
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
With great plaid comes great responsibility